Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst (chefmongoose) wrote,
Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst

Holiday humor.

So Mr. Fox goes to the Mongoose's Christmas party for the first time. It's a nice party, lots of munchies, holiday music.

He sees two punchbowls on a table, and being thirsty, heads over. "What's this one?", he asks. "Oh, that's Egg Nog.", Mr. Mongoose says. So Mr. Fox pours himself a glass and takes a big swig. "Oooh, that's tasty. And the other one?"

"That's Egg Nogaina!"

Tags: bad jokes

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