Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst (chefmongoose) wrote,
Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst
chefmongoose

Mmm. Mold.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I bought porn for bigtig (-10 points). In September I gave kinshasa_tale a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I set whyrl's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I pulled spotweld's hair (-5 points). In April I pushed paracoon in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-103 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
mongologue

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--Chiaroscuro
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