Technology is amok... - Mongologue
Technology is amok...|
...when the LCD panel on my microwave tells me to 'enjoy my meal'. I don't need that. Who needs that? Who needs this equipment from the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation to cook a frozen burrito and then display a chipper 'Enjoy your meal'?? You aren't my waiter, you aren;t my personal chef, you're an appliance. SHUT UP and just cook my Hot Pocket!
LOL. XD I love you mongoose.
When the computer encourages you to enjoy your meal, you had better comply, citizen.
The computer is your friend.
Sounds like it has a prototype "Real Person Personality". I suggest you nickname it Marvin.
|Date:||July 26th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm sure there must be a space saved for you here
The microwave here at work says that, too. The one at home just says FOOD IS READY. The snack vending machine at my old job used to scroll 'HAVE A NICE DAY' when it wasn't being used. The one in this office insists I "ENJOY A SNACK"
Seems like food related machines in general are insisting on telling us what to do. At least my microwave at home doesn't order me around. It just subserviently reports that it's done what I requested of it.
FOOD IS READY, I can cope with. That's a status report. HAVE A NICE DAY is at least so banal nowadays that it's near meaningless. ENJOY A SNACK... what about the 45-cent gum? It's telling me that's a snack?
Technology run amok, it is.
|Date:||July 26th, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)|| |
My DVD player likes to say "Welcome to Pioneer!", whereever the heck that is.
|Date:||July 26th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)|| |
Eh. Everytime I turn of my iRiver it displays Thank You for choosing iRiver and I think, "Yeah, I had a choice, I didn't have to get you, but I did and I'm glad you appreciate it."
Technology that understands it serves me, and isn't some inflexible thing I have to adapt to, now that I like.
Of course, what if someone got you the iRiver as a gift? And you didn't really like it, but had to put up with it? That ?Thank you for choosing.." would gnaw at your every nerve while you went "I wish I'd got an iPod."
Still, that's a nicely subservient appliance, which is how it should be. My microwave going "ENJOY YOUR MEAL" is trying to put itself on a par with me conversationally.
"It is my satisfaction to cook this food for you, and to open my door with the knowledge of a job well-done." Gotta love GPPware. NOT! :D