Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst (chefmongoose) wrote,
Chiaroscuro Lyle Themyst

Just invitin' a few friends over...

xmas party at mongologue's house!!

cornrelish</strong> drank 3 cognacs, 4 aligator bites and 2 vermouths.

According to cornrelish</strong> you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass cornrelish</strong>! Stop it!

oldpanther</strong> drank 6 irish creams.

oldpanther</strong> told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in redwuff</strong>'s mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. redwuff</strong>
quickly called the police. oldpanther</strong> is now behind bars.

cygnata</strong> drank 12 lagers, 3 champagnes, 7 red wines, a pilsner, 5 rums and 10 pernods.

cygnata</strong> had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible

spotweld</strong> drank 14 white russians, 4 white wines, 6 mint juleps, 4 cosmopolitans and 4 absinthes.

whyrl</strong> drank 13 coffee liqueurs, a stout, 15 kahluas and 2 aligator bites.

gafennec</strong> drank 14 irish creams, 9 ales, 2 rums and 4 pilsners.

keithbear</strong> drank a goldschlager, 8 cosmopolitans, 6 sherrys and 6 cognacs.

redwuff</strong> drank 2 whiskeys, 6 kahluas and 7 coffee liqueurs.

mongologue</strong> drank 6 kahluas and 9 cognacs.

gyngerfox</strong> drank an irish cream, 11 champagnes and a mint julep.

skyglider</strong> drank a pernod, 5 irish creams and 4 red wines.

Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 2 portions in fact!

Xmas Party?

Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll

Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!

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