That's literal Parcheesi, and not a metaphor for hanky-panky, mind. I beat her 3 games to 1.
Best of pass-it-along from the catchup:
Neko Seesaw. The sound effects make this game.
I worry about letting impressionable children on these.
Phbbbt on that whole 'cutting boards are sacred', by the way. Knives are sacred. Cast-Iron pans are sacred. The Robo-coupe is sacred. Everything else is just equipment.