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April 3rd, 2008
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'kay.... Ack!
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Via Kayaknews.ca:

NEW WAVE KAYAK's take: The Mongoose is the choice for boaters who want to surf a big juicy wave, ride a wild hole and boof tight, technical drops. The roomy storage area stows enough gear for extended good times. If you are looking for a boat that handles the steep creeks while retaining its ability for hole riding and surfing, the Mongoose is for you.

--Chiaroscuro, this beats the bowling glove with 'Velcro straps make for easy adjustment and fast removal and placement of the mongoose'

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From:motherkalea
Date:April 3rd, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC)
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Taken out of context, that's rather provocative, isn't it? *winks*
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From:chefmongoose
Date:April 3rd, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
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Context is for the weak!

Edited at 2008-04-03 09:40 pm (UTC)
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From:krin_o_o_
Date:April 3rd, 2008 07:02 pm (UTC)
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* MURFLE!!! *
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From:koogrr
Date:April 3rd, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
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Where link is want kayak!
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From:chefmongoose
Date:April 3rd, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
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http://www.kayaknews.ca/cgi-bin/yak/4sale.cgi?request_type=full&id=2318 for your kayak linkery!

Also note at the top: "YOUR ULTIMATE PADDLING SEARCH". Yeah okaaaay.

Edited at 2008-04-03 09:39 pm (UTC)
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From:tyrrlin
Date:April 3rd, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
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*sporfles and giggles*

Now I know why you were do happy to reinforce your pants on WoW, eh?

*wink wink, nudge nudge*
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From:chefmongoose
Date:April 3rd, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
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Pants of Holding, +8. Whoo!

Edited at 2008-04-03 11:39 pm (UTC)
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From:drakegrey
Date:April 4th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
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Wow. Big, jucy wave. Oh MY. :)

... you know, it's like they KNEW you were out there, and you were going to read this. :)
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From:austin_dern
Date:April 4th, 2008 04:29 am (UTC)
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I'm spoiled. I recognized the context too soon.

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From:chefmongoose
Date:April 4th, 2008 05:24 am (UTC)
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If you know the context in which 'boof' is used here, please, do enlighten me.
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From:austin_dern
Date:April 4th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
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Boof Bonser. He's a starting pitcher for the Twins.

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From:haystack
Date:April 5th, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)
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I... *swoons*
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